5 Dec 2013 / 11 notes
You will never be as bad ass as the man who built replacement hands for himself.
I know but peanut butter and jam sounds crap :(
and yes he is!!!
5 Dec 2013 / 1 note
I bought a cup of tea that comes with it’s own plunger that you use when your tea is done brewing which is a cute idea except for how I have to walk down the street with a tea that looks extraterrestrial
5 Dec 2013 / 2 notes
These are the kinds of friends I have to deal with. It’s real hard work.
"I wanted to touch him, to tell him that even if everyone left everyone, I would never leave him"
"equally as bad"
I’m too intelligent to respond to this idiotic message honestly
4 Dec 2013 / 5 notes
is it a thing to buy yourself a very expensive dress to wear on christmas day? surely that’s a thing
4 Dec 2013 / 15 notes
I PICKED A VERY STEAMY DAY TO PAINT ONE OF THE HOTTEST ROOMS IN OUR HOUSE
4 Dec 2013 / 1 note