also it is very amusing to me the number of males who have barely spoken to me (if at all) in the past couple of months who suddenly can’t text me quick enough now that I’m not in a relationship. most annoying offender is the moron who texted me at 4:30am last night just to say “hey ;)” ……..wake me up that late again I dare you. repeat offender is the guy who exclusively speaks to me when things with his on-again-off-again girlfriend are set to ‘off mode’, only to disappear when ‘on mode’ resumes. after running into him last night he thinks we should “talk more” because he “misses our chats! ;)”. GET AWAY FROM ME.
I’m just going to refuse to communicate with anybody that uses winky faces from here on. I think it’s going to be a wise decision.