February 2011
January 2011
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6: Name five things from your wishlist.
to learn how to stand up for myself
to learn how to say no
an endless supply of vodka
a haircut (preferably free but I SUPPOSE I might pay a sum of money if need be)
a small child who I can hire to paint my nails for me (yeah definitely not paying money for this one)
5: At what age were you the happiest?
probably like fucken 6 months old, adults tripping over themselves to feed, bathe and cuddle me
“A survey of girls in Zimbabwean junior schools in 2000 reported by Amnesty...”
– The Equality Illusion, Kat Banyard (via petitefeministe)
betweenvegaandaltair:
lovingscarlet:
I think I must be the only girl alive who still tries to keep the ‘girls have no bodily functions’ facade in tact. Call me old fashioned, but I do not want to hear about girls pooping and farting. I think it’s tacky and unclassy and just generally gross and I’m not sure why some people, especially females, feel the need to tell everyone about it. Can’t we...
guess what show ben is watching
“ahahaha fuck a dog is trying to dig through tiles
oh fuck theres some ducks now
what are they doing
ahahahaha fuck a duck just bit a guys crotch
ah then everyone fell over trying to play squash”
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What A Feminist/ Lesbian/ Vegetarian/ Atheist: And... →
veggielezzyfemmie:
Here’s the thing. You wouldn’t make a joke about murder, robbery, arson, or gun violence in front of someone if you knew they had just experienced or knew someone who experienced one of those things. One of the problems with making jokes about rape is that no one thinks that they’re offending…
The awkward moment when you have a new follower...
thetimewehad:
vforvagenda:
brainysmurfette:
TOO MUCH PORN TO STAND.
*le block*
well that is definitely not my reaction at all…………….porn blogs are a great time
3: What band / musician is most important to you? ...
aw this is a difficult question. there is plenty of music that I love, but I’m not sure if it’s particularly “important” to me. something corporate has been my favourite band for as long as I can remember, and then later on, jack’s mannequin. I think a lot of the time it’s very comforting listening to a song that you’ve known for like 8 years, it’s...
“you reach so hard it makes you fall
for these hands that let you go
that...”
too many skinny half naked girls on my dash, not enough of everything else
NB
getting cute good morning texts from french boys isn’t a bad time at all
2: What is your stance on religon? Would you...
look, as far as I see it, religion is yet another institution which upholds the patriarchy and far too frequently uses it’s virtually infinite power to oppress and discriminate. this is not neccessarily a reflection on the concept of religion itself, just a reflection of the kind of world people lived in when most religious texts was written. religion is very conservative in that it’s...
1: Name two of the most significant people in your...
there are quite a few important people in my life but the only person I really need is my mum. I am an only child and since I was two years old it has been just me and her living together. she has done so much for me, things I couldn’t understand as a kid but am growing to appreciate now. she is the strongest and most selfless person I know. I admire her for raising me as she did and know...
“She thinks I am the renaissance, she’ll think I’ve lied. I have to go along with...”
– Bernard Black (via adrian-fowler)
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people in my phonebook I am completely unfamiliar...
‘andrew’
‘callan’
‘craig’
‘drew’
‘michael’
‘scott’
‘tony’
I think the wisest thing to do would be to text them all with nicknames and act like we’re buddies just to see how they react. ando, scotty boy, mikey d, big drew, and so forth. I mean I just think it’s best to demonstrate some maturity.
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I was going to make a post about my day and then make a joke at the end about how horribly dull it was, but it was actually far too dull to even warrant an entire post about it. POINT IS, don’t go out and get drunk because you WILL mysteriously injure your foot and be bedridden for two days apart from a few painful moments of hobbling to the fridge to feed your miserable self. you’ll...
“you scratch my back, I’ll stab yours”
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can’t help but fiercely judge people that have ugly bedrooms
